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Motifakes Demotivational Poster


TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by endofembers

Brian The Great - May 21, 2009, 6:05 am
Oh yeah, coming from the guys who always NEVER.........EVER...use the Dark Side. Right.
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:07 pm
Auda - November 12, 2008, 7:02 pm
Holy *#&*$#% on a #@$% sandwich with #@$ on top and *@%$# on the side.
Kspace - October 27, 2008, 6:14 pm
I always wondered how long it would be before someone else picked up on that!


MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This

TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by rerun

lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!

WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.

TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.


TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Charles - December 21, 2008, 12:06 am
Hey congrats Ron!! Also to Culos and Shadowsunn! Now are we going to have to show you another poster of OUTSIDE ?? :o)
Merlin - December 15, 2008, 7:56 pm
Wait, you're name is Ron's Art?! f***, this whole time I thought it was Ron Sart, or Ronsart. Never occurred to me that it could be Ron's Art...
... - December 15, 2008, 5:53 pm
as a random vistor (maybe twice a week) always looking for your posts Mr. RONSART...find very good...so congraulations with the others to your accomplistment. Keep up the great work.
Cubbybear - December 15, 2008, 2:10 pm
Beats me! I'm the saddest of the bastards...congrates to Culos too!
Culos - December 15, 2008, 1:28 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you. When the next batch of posters comes out I made a little memorial plaque as well. Meantime I'm wondering how I got to become such a sad bastard....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 15, 2008, 1:27 pm
Has your copy of ph**oshop burst into flames yet? Congrats, Ron!
RONSART - December 15, 2008, 1:14 pm
My Congrates to you too Mr. Culos for reaching the milestone. Top 4 in the club...WTF we doing?...lol
RONSART - December 15, 2008, 12:57 pm
THX CUBBY...THX for pic too...those were the great days way back when...when you reach it...now look...you the GOD!...So now we get to watch all the newbies go for it too and beyond...
Cubbybear - December 15, 2008, 11:00 am
Congrates Ron....It's great to see someone's life just as boring as mine. You're a Motifake master, I bow down to you

PWNED - ...accept it. You may have Variety and Quality But life blocks you out with more of the same So you are always on square one...


TAGS: crap motifakes need help this is what it is like at home
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

forseti - October 18, 2010, 7:51 pm
hawa(mleh), yes. ;)
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 7:42 pm
are you referring to the hammy roast poster? paint actually helped out for once
forseti - October 18, 2010, 6:12 pm
love it! but the hawa-version is at least as funny as this one! ;)
Neener - October 18, 2010, 3:51 pm

OPTIMISTS - They always try that last hand.


TAGS: flight hand gliding mr motifakes sport lol
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by ronsart

erock - December 11, 2009, 12:49 am
great poster!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 26, 2008, 11:34 pm
I liked it. It's a great poem. I accept that not all posters are going to be demotivational, and some are entirely in their own category. Good one, Ron!
LogicDude - December 26, 2008, 11:52 am
Use the "upload existing" option under create you Douche and you can use more than 3 lines. Dang! Why is teh interwubz so hard for some people!?
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:32 am
I like this...
agdaniele - December 25, 2008, 10:43 pm
Luckily, I have a 3-line max when reading crap.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 1:19 pm
So much for that "3 lines max" bull****.

MOTIFAKES - Won't Let You Make Fun Of Anonymous. Why Does Anonymous Get Free Speech?!

TAGS: anonymous motifakes fun 4**** fail
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by zackinsanity

TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 6:33 pm
Standing up for your beliefs never required a mask before. You guys are just another cult in sheeps clothing. Man up, show your face, change the world.
guyfox - August 11, 2010, 5:57 pm
at least anonymous fights the good fight, I have my mask ready and waiting
TheTrashHeap - August 11, 2010, 8:40 am
Why bother, you would just cry behind your mask.
Anonymous2 - August 11, 2010, 1:35 am
Um... if you really want to make fun of me, you can use the forums, y'know...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 11:41 pm
ummmm....t*** or GTFO........t***?
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:39 pm
Ananoymous likes the site, so we like anonymous.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:06 pm
Buy stock in chapstick....Rerun has spoken......
rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:32 pm

still swollen? Sorry, I will go slower next time
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:28 pm
****!!! i wish it would stay down more often......
rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:23 pm

at least I can still stand up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
I was kinda bored.....pencil ***k!
rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:18 pm

you didn't have a problem last night, did you....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
Last night you called me "daddy" Now I'm " sugarplum" I see..........
rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:05 pm

he speaks from personal experience, don't you sugerplum?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Just don't make fun of smurfs....Rerun will ra** you in the bum.
whatukno - August 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
We are anonymous, we are legion, we don't do tunnels.
rerun - August 10, 2010, 8:35 pm

Motifakes lets you make fun of almost anybody, however not in tunnels....that is whay we have a comments section. It takes time, however you will get it. Welcome to Motifake.


REJECTED MOTIFAKES - By 2058, there will be enough to cover an area the size of Scotland.

TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 7:03 am
I guess I should not send my application to MENSA then.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 6:09 am
but if they're digital they have no substance in which they cant cover anything
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 7:04 pm
5 Dung Bettles for you!!

ANIME THEMED MOTIFAKES - Not everyone likes them.



TAGS: ok i leeched one of my favorite motifakes converted it into ascii art can t help it please seed march calendar 2010
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 10:38 am
See poster 59558 and 84906 for those who may be new...
GreyScorpion - March 14, 2010, 11:06 am
Ascii, and yes shall recievy, 5L


TAGS: the valley of forgotten motifakes
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 8:34 am
5, no 10 Poodles!
spacedog - October 22, 2009, 7:19 pm
LMAO! The proverbial 5 fading Ls.

LIVING IN CANADA - Sean's house: left-1954, right-2009 It must be nice being able to avoid the rat race. Not to mention the human race.

TAGS: the more things change the more sean whines about it in his motifakes
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:22 pm
I'm sure the tree branches also were stuck in this timewarp... as they have not changed shape, direction or size in 55 years.. f***ing amazing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 6, 2009, 12:23 am
5 Lions with fierce roars and huge nards! Great one, Briton!


TAGS: yo momma jokes motifakes
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

forseti - May 10, 2010, 11:54 am
yo momma does more 3s than BMW and is as sucks like a 7 (pretty funny in German, don't know if the play on words works in English too)
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:41 pm
Yo momma is so fat, when she walks past the TV, I miss 3 adverts.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 7:24 pm
Yo momma is so fat, if she got run over by a truck, the chalk industry would perish.
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 7:01 pm
Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo mama is so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo mam is so fat she plays pool with the plants. You mama is so fat her high school picture is an aerial ph**ograph.
xXxEpicWinxXx - April 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
Yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama is so fat, when god said let there be light she had to move.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:19 am
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Briton of Rose - November 26, 2009, 9:18 am
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:20 am
with her legs spread WIDE and it said "Breakfast of Champions." Need I go on? I will anyway. Yo momma is so dumb, she waited for a STOP sign to say GO. Sorry to slam on yo mamma so hard, but she's used to it! O!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:18 am
Yo momma is so s**tty, I saw her buy a skirt last week and complimented her on "the belt." Speaking of belts, you momma is SO fat she has to tie hers with a boomerang. Further more, yo momma is so s**tty that I saw her on the front of a Wheatie's box
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:14 am
Yo mamma is so large, a cop saw her standing on a street corner and called for crowd control!
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:11 am
Yo momma is so FAT I had had to take two buses and a cab to get on her GOOD SIDE.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 10:07 am
Yo momma is so dumb, she thinks "innuendo" is an Italian suppository!
Mr.Danger260 - August 30, 2009, 5:47 am
Yo Momma so fat,when she has to haul a**,it takes her 10 to the power of 57 trips.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
Just because yo momma sucks d*ck in a phone booth, that don't make her a call girl!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:18 pm
Yo Momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 12:16 pm
Yo Momma's like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:18 am
i was wondering how hod you went so fast
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:17 am
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am
Copy and paste...Tool of the lazy....Mooooooooooo's best friend.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:16 am
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:15 am
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:14 am
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:12 am
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 6, 2009, 11:09 am
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 11:08 am
Yo mama so nasty she brings the crabs to the beach
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:05 am
Yo Momma's like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 8:23 am
yo mamma's so hairy you were born with rug burn
TheTrashHeap - August 5, 2009, 10:26 pm
What's the difference between tour mama and a washing machine?....When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week!
BriaHere - August 5, 2009, 5:29 pm
Yo Mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Edu - August 5, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yo' Mama's so fat I took my car for a drive around her and ran out of gas xD Yo' Mama's so ugly she looked at her reflection to cure herself from hicups. lulz
AAA - June 29, 2009, 2:32 pm
Yo' Mama's so dumb, she fell out the window, and she fell UP!
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:07 am
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
moooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:09 am
Yo mamma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:08 am
Yo Mammas so poor. 1 time I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her "what ya doin?" she said. Movin!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:23 pm
Your momma so black, when she goes outside, the phone rates drop.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
Yo Momma's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
SpectreT65 - June 6, 2009, 4:33 pm
Yo Mama's so dumb, she brought toilet paper to a craps game.
LogicDude - April 16, 2009, 7:01 pm
Man, that snap is so old you might as well be bustin' knock knock jokes. And speaking of knock knock, that's what my balls were doing on Yo Mama's chin last night.
LOLOLOL - April 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she got pregnant after riding A SPERM whale.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:34 pm
Yo Momma is so fat that if she ever stopped eating General Mills would need a federal bailout.
Mc Lovin - April 2, 2009, 9:32 am
Yo Momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephant threw peanuts at her.
That One Guy - March 31, 2009, 1:48 am
Yo Momma so dumb, she asked parenting advice from Britney Spears.
Mr Taco - March 20, 2009, 11:29 am
yo momma is so fat shes the reason why titanic sank!
donthate - March 17, 2009, 2:11 pm
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born they named her "Dayum!!"
dgbt - March 17, 2009, 1:43 pm
Yo Momma so dumb she gave your uncle a ***w j** to help his unemployment.
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:35 pm
Yo Momma is like Mr. Culos logo...her b*** is always up in the air.
Elder God Douchebag - March 17, 2009, 12:48 pm
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'.
Fatty - March 17, 2009, 12:25 pm
Yo Momma so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:03 pm
Yo momma is so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory.
donthate - March 17, 2009, 12:01 pm
Yo momma is so stupid, she spent twenty minues looking at an orange juice box becasue it said "concentrate".
Donthate - March 17, 2009, 11:57 am
Yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued........"
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:42 am
Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like the Ninja Turtles.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:38 am
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat a** out of the way.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:37 am
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.
LogicDude - March 17, 2009, 11:36 am
Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am
Yo momma so fat she got to vote for Obama twice.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:56 am
Yo momma so dumb she thinks Obama’s gonna pay her mortgage.
Culos - March 17, 2009, 4:55 am
Yo momma so dumb she voted for Obama.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 3:51 am
Yo momma so skanky , Clinton won't even touch her
RON - March 17, 2009, 1:27 am
Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:42 am
Yo Momma...is so fat that instead of using a tampon she uses a sheep with a rope around it's neck.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:35 am
Yo Momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:34 am
Yo Momma...is so fat that Al Gore is blaming global warming on her farts.
Mark - March 17, 2009, 12:26 am
Yo Momma....is so fat that her whole a** won't fit on just one MotiFake poster.
Cubbybear - March 17, 2009, 12:11 am
Yo momma so fat....DAYUM!

HOW I FEEL - when motifakes reject my pictures

TAGS: when motifakes reject my pictures
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by potsmokerr

Derek - March 8, 2010, 9:14 pm
But you're mellow yellow today :})

Instructions -

TAGS: creating motifakes helpful hints
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Silverheart - January 18, 2016, 7:00 am

Gave it a 5, for use of the words 'goat rodeo' alone. New phrase added to my lexicon!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 10:03 pm
RL, everybody has their own sense of humor. Mooooo's has proven to be unique on several occasions. I'm into guys, he's into goats---if I'm into guys, does that make me g**?--just askin'--chuckle, chuckle---
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:57 pm
Greeny, the goat's adorable, love what you did with the fonts--the poster itself is your usual awesomness. If the content weren't so boring, etc., it'd be 5L. I got tired of arguing with myself on how much I should dock it so I chose this option.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 5:31 pm

a cow likes a goat...now thats sweetness. i guess i must have missed the humor. oh dopey me. what was the funniest part of this for you...in your opinion. just curious is all. you know...fellow mods...honest voting...helpful critiques...warm and fuzzy :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 4:58 pm
I found it funny and I agree with it. Also, I really like goats.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 4:09 pm

oh hey, not questioning your opinion. everyone has one even a cow. just asking...what about this rocked your world with a 5L?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 3:36 pm
I rated it 5 because I think it's a 5. My opinion is just that, Mine.
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 2:57 pm

it's not great dizz but his hearts in the right place. i scored it higher than i should have. don't really know why Moooo is raving a 5L on this other than Mooo really doesn't make posters. oh well.
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 2:47 pm
skew away - won't bother me a bit. Exercise your opinion!
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 1:59 pm
Greeny, its well made so I don't want to skew the score, booorrrring, stating the obvious. Kinda bleh.
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 1:53 pm
Hamster's becoming responsible---that ain't happenin'!!! LOL! if he sees this, good luck, Hamhock! Hope college isn't too hard on ya'!
JesusWept - January 17, 2016, 12:58 pm
That's VOTERBATING (Silverheart's most excellent terminology LOL)
rerun - January 17, 2016, 10:55 am

Meh, he probably wouldn't see it anyway. Boy is busy in college, becoming a responsible human being.
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 10:47 am
I forgot Hammy in the tags
spacedog - January 17, 2016, 10:29 am
Ha! That's what I've been doing wrong. I thought it was a dog rodeo. On account of my posters frequently making people chew on shoes and puke behind the couch. (I hope that's puke.)
Sho - January 17, 2016, 9:56 am
steve1961 - January 17, 2016, 9:47 am
I think the only thing Hammy got from this was "well-oiled goat".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 17, 2016, 9:23 am
Reality Lord - January 17, 2016, 9:00 am

rerun - January 17, 2016, 8:59 am

I always vote on my posters. It may be the only 5L i get.